“Would you prefer steak or fish?”*

“Yes.”

Look closer. Closer. There you go. That “yes” doesn’t mean you want both; it means you do indeed want steak OR fish.

If you’re implying that you would like both, the proper answer is below:

“Would you like to have a head massage or a neck massage?”

“No. AND.”

or just

“Both, please.”

 

There will be a test.

 

 

 

*Actually, my answer would be steak. I don’t like fish, so the point is moot. That’s why we’re asking YOU.