Ingredients: spinach, strawberries, milk
Appearance: 1970s appliance green
Consistency: creamier, more like a milkshake. (Makes sense.)
Sip 1: Okay…it’s pretty creamy. Still green, but…
Sip 2: OMG this is disgusting. Why, again?
Sip 3: …That one went down. Let’s do this bitch.
Gulps 1-3: I closed my eyes, and it tasted less green. But if I stop expecting it to be sweet, maybe it’s better? Like I’m drinking a hearty glass of milk? I mean, I don’t like milk, but it does go down better than green smoothie…
Texture of a milkshake, which makes me think of happier tastes. But still. Not great.
Next steps:
- Ask the internet why I can’t just eat a few handfuls of spinach and be done with it.
- If this happens tomorrow, add half an avocado?