I’m so sorry.

But scalloped toilet paper.

Can it really be that much more efficient? And honestly, paying someone to rip pieces of toilet paper over and over again for eight hours a day. Is it worth it? I’m sure it’s the job of an engineer, but come on. I’m sure they have better things to do. I’m just guessing. And I do wonder how long they sit there and mull their situation over. Like, they’re ripping tp and every so often, between once ever ten seconds and twice a day they sit up and realize what they’re doing for a living.

Or maybe they’re really into the fact that they grew up to get to play with toilet paper all day. I hope so. Everyone should find joy in their work.

And yes. I am aware of the irony of writing about the toilet my last 4 out of 5 posts.