A working day in the life of a voice actor:

1. Walk Augie, or W’augie.
2. meditate.
3. check email.
4. eat strawberries and granola, the breakfast of W’augers.
5. edit 2 chapters. (they were short.)
6. take a nap. (Didn’t get one yesterday.)
7. warm up.
8. check email.
9. record a chapter.
10. 10 minutes of Pilates to rest the voice.
11. record 2 chapters.
12. check email.
13. lunch.
14. let a fly out of the house.
15. check email.
16. research producers for what seems a ridiculous amount of time.
17. send a single email to one of them.
18. write this list so I can look at it and hopefully see that I am, indeed, not just sitting around wasting my day, and, universe-willing, be able to look back at it in a year or so and think, “Ah yes, back in the days before I was inundated with work, and had time to frolic, check email, and let flies out of the house.”

Here’s hoping.